South African, Dr Sonnet Ehlers (pictured), has invented a little something to make dirty, filthy rapists the world over cross their legs (the girly way) in anguish... pictured left is the "Rape-aXe"... the culmination of forty years of Ehlers work.

The Rape-aXe is analogous to a female condom.  A woman would insert this latex device in a similar manner to a tampon and then confidently walk the streets, smug in the knowledge that their va-jayjay is now the equivalent of a sexual predator's penile bear trap.

Ehlers was inspired with the idea for the Rape-aXe when she was on call one night forty years ago and tended to an emotionally shattered rape victim who confided in Ehlers with the comment "if only I had teeth down there".